You ever get a weird look from someone and spend the next six hours assuming it means they hate you, your haircut, your entire essence, and probably your dreams? Do you sometimes suspect that your emotional pain is not only valid but also proof of your artistic genius, moral complexity, and spiritual superiority? Hi. You…
You ever wake up one day and realize your personality is just… a greatest hits album of the most successful people you’ve met? Do you feel deeply uncomfortable doing nothing, as if stillness might reveal that you don’t exist outside your to-do list? Have you ever shapeshifted so hard to match a room that you’re…
You ever walk into a room and immediately scan it for signs of betrayal, sabotage, or mild disappointment? Do you “just get a weird vibe” from someone and then spend six hours trying to decode it like it’s the Zodiac Killer’s cipher? Are you somehow both deeply skeptical of everyone and loyal to the people…
You ever get so good at pretending you’re not upset that you actually forget you’re upset… until someone uses your favorite mug and suddenly you’re sobbing in the pantry? Welcome to the deeply confusing world of the Enneagram Two. Twos are the ones who bring snacks. Who text to check in. They are the emotional…
Let’s say you’re an Enneagram One. Or maybe you’re not, but you suspect you might be. Or maybe someone told you you were a One, and you’re still in denial, because “how could I be angry when I’m so nice?” (Spoiler: the niceness might actually be the anger. Buckle up.) So, what is a One?…
