Get a hilarious look at the nine Enneagram types on a road trip.
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The 9 Enneagram Types On a Family Road Trip

BySusan Storm

Here’s the thing no one tells you about road trips: they’re basically trauma bonding with extra leg cramps. It starts as a cute idea — “Let’s pile into a car and make memories!” — but by hour six you’re 90% beef jerky, 10% passive-aggression, and you’ve stared too long into the void of a Love’s…

Find out how to show love to each Enneagram type
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How to Show the Enneagram Types You Love Them

BySusan Storm

As an Enneagram 4 married to a 7 I’ve learned personally that love isn’t one-size-fits-all. What feels like a grand romantic gesture to one person might feel like emotional spam to someone else. And if you’ve ever found yourself trying so hard to love someone well, only to watch them blink at you like you’ve…

Find out what each of the nine Enneagram types does when they fear judgment, and what they should do instead.
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How Each Enneagram Type Sabotages Themselves When They Fear Judgment

BySusan Storm

“It is not the critic who counts… The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena… who errs, who comes short again and again… and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly.”—Theodore Roosevelt We all want to be seen. Understood. Known, without having to contort ourselves…

Get a comical look at how the nine Enneagram types would survive in a zombie apocalypse.
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What Each Enneagram Type Would Do During a Zombie Apocalypse

BySusan Storm

I’ve thought about the zombie apocalypse more times than I’ve thought about retirement, which is probably a red flag but also probably just… easier? I mean, retirement requires money. A zombie apocalypse just requires an exit strategy and, ideally, a crowbar. Or a katana. (Though I’m the kind of person who would absolutely impale myself…

Get a funny but insightful look at how the nine Enneagram types try to relax and inevitably fail.
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How Each Enneagram Type Tries (and Fails) to Relax

BySusan Storm

Relaxation is a lie. Let’s just get that out of the way. The myth of “relaxing” is sold to us in pastel bath bombs and yoga mats that smell like someone else’s enlightenment. It’s the hot tea you forgot to drink because you were too busy reading articles about how to relax. It’s the deep…