You know what’s fun? Being told you have no emotions, no motivation, and no idea how to talk to people — all because your brain prefers logic over groupthink. If you’re an INTP or ISTP, you’ve probably been mischaracterized more times than you can count. Apparently, preferring accuracy over fluff makes you a robot, and…
I’ve thought about the zombie apocalypse more times than I’ve thought about retirement, which is probably a red flag but also probably just… easier? I mean, retirement requires money. A zombie apocalypse just requires an exit strategy and, ideally, a crowbar. Or a katana. (Though I’m the kind of person who would absolutely impale myself…
As an INFP you tend to shake up what people expect of you. You walk into the room, quiet, thoughtful, maybe a little unsure of what you’re supposed to do with your hands (or maybe that’s just me), and everyone assumes you’re the soft one. The easygoing one. Maybe a little “too” sweet. They mistake…
Relaxation is a lie. Let’s just get that out of the way. The myth of “relaxing” is sold to us in pastel bath bombs and yoga mats that smell like someone else’s enlightenment. It’s the hot tea you forgot to drink because you were too busy reading articles about how to relax. It’s the deep…
If you’ve ever triple-checked your stove and your relationships before leaving the house, congratulations—you might be a Six. Enneagram Sixes can be loyal, anxious, brave, avoidant, suspicious, selfless, and deeply invested in making sure no one dies, emotionally or otherwise. They’re the ones holding their communities together, even if they’re silently panicking the whole time….
