Find out what each Enneagram type would do in a time machine!
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What Each Enneagram Type Would Do with a Time Machine

BySusan Storm

Let’s say we hand each Enneagram type a time machine. Not the clunky DeLorean kind (though cool), and not the hot tub variety (we’re not animals). This is a sleek, portable, morally ambiguous kind of time machine. One button. No instructions. A ticking sound that may or may not mean anything. The question is: what…

How each Enneagram type handles passive aggressiveness in themselves or others
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How the Enneagram Types Feel About Passive-Aggression

BySusan Storm

…or Why Your Coworker’s “I’m fine” Just Ruined Your Whole Day Passive-aggression: the fine art of saying “whatever” with a tone that means “you’ll regret this in your sleep.” Whether you’re the one dishing it out or decoding it like an FBI profiler, every Enneagram type has their own awkward dance with it. Some types…

Discover the banned book you should read, based on your Enneagram type
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Here’s the Banned Book You Should Read, Based On Your Enneagram Type

BySusan Storm

Some books get banned because they say too much.Others get banned because they say it too well. If you’re someone who feels deeply, questions everything, or craves transformation—then chances are, your favorite book is one that’s made someone else uncomfortable. And that’s not a bad thing. Here’s a list of banned books matched with each…

The nine Enneagram types as flowers
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Here’s the Flower You’d Be, Based On Your Enneagram Type

BySusan Storm

You know that feeling when someone tries to fit you into a neat little box? Like, “Oh, you’re a Type 2? You must love baking cookies for everyone and sacrificing your sanity for ungrateful people.” Uh, no. We humans are all way more nuanced than that. But it is fun connecting something totally random to…

Discover the nine Enneagram types as different types of breads
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Here’s the Bread You’d Be, Based On Your Enneagram Type

BySusan Storm

Last week, I wrote an article I was sure would tank. I mean, who really needs to know what kind of bread their personality type would be? But the idea wouldn’t leave me alone, so I went with it. And, weirdly, it turned out to work. Turns out, people really want to know if they’re…