Get a funny but insightful look at how the nine Enneagram types try to relax and inevitably fail.
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How Each Enneagram Type Tries (and Fails) to Relax

BySusan Storm

Relaxation is a lie. Let’s just get that out of the way. The myth of “relaxing” is sold to us in pastel bath bombs and yoga mats that smell like someone else’s enlightenment. It’s the hot tea you forgot to drink because you were too busy reading articles about how to relax. It’s the deep…

Find out why Enneagram 2s often feel like they need to earn love but often struggle to take care of themselves.
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Why Enneagram Twos Think They Have to Earn Love (And How to Stop)

BySusan Storm

If you’re a Two, you probably know how to make yourself indispensable. You’re the one who remembers everyone’s birthday and their preferred cake flavor. The one who shows up with soup when someone so much as sneezes in your vicinity. You’re a master of love-through-action, the emotional EMT who knows how to stabilize a heart…

Discover the 9 Studio Ghibli characters that match up with the 9 Enneagram types.
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Here’s the Studio Ghibli Character You’d Be, Based On Your Enneagram Type

BySusan Storm

Alright, let’s play a little game of Ghibli cosplay—no costume required. Imagine you’re not just you (stressed, overthinking, and wondering if you should be making another coffee right now). Instead, you’re a beloved Studio Ghibli character. Which one would it be? And what does that say about your Enneagram type? Because let’s be honest—our quirks,…

Find out the thing that each Enneagram type will go down swinging over.
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The Hill I’ll Die On: What Each Enneagram Type Would Go Down Screaming For

BySusan Storm

Let’s not pretend we’re rational. None of us are. We like to think we are — perched on our little armchairs of logic, sipping lukewarm coffee and quoting Brené Brown out of context while spiraling into a shame vortex over that one time we said “you too” to a waiter who told us to enjoy…

Find out how the ISTJ can show up with each of the nine Enneagram types
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The ISTJ Personality Type and the Enneagram

BySusan Storm

When most people think of an ISTJ, they picture someone grounded, no-nonsense, and maybe just a little allergic to chaos. And yes, that’s a decent starting point—but it’s not the whole story. Some ISTJs are soft-spoken and stoic, quietly showing up for everyone and everything with consistency and care. Others? A little sharper around the…