Enneagram Four

I’ve thought about the zombie apocalypse more times than I’ve thought about retirement, which is probably a red flag but also probably just… easier? I mean, retirement requires money. A zombie apocalypse just requires an exit strategy and, ideally, a crowbar. Or a katana. (Though I’m the kind of person who would absolutely impale myself…

Let’s not pretend we’re rational. None of us are. We like to think we are — perched on our little armchairs of logic, sipping lukewarm coffee and quoting Brené Brown out of context while spiraling into a shame vortex over that one time we said “you too” to a waiter who told us to enjoy…