The nine Enneagram types as flowers
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Here’s the Flower You’d Be, Based On Your Enneagram Type

BySusan Storm

You know that feeling when someone tries to fit you into a neat little box? Like, “Oh, you’re a Type 2? You must love baking cookies for everyone and sacrificing your sanity for ungrateful people.” Uh, no. We humans are all way more nuanced than that. But it is fun connecting something totally random to…

Discover the nine Enneagram types as different types of breads
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Here’s the Bread You’d Be, Based On Your Enneagram Type

BySusan Storm

Last week, I wrote an article I was sure would tank. I mean, who really needs to know what kind of bread their personality type would be? But the idea wouldn’t leave me alone, so I went with it. And, weirdly, it turned out to work. Turns out, people really want to know if they’re…

Discover the unique ways that each of the nine Enneagram types procrastinate
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Here’s How You Procrastinate, Based On Your Enneagram Type

BySusan Storm

Let’s be honest: procrastination is an art form. Some people dip their toes into it occasionally, like they’re on a weekend retreat. Others have a timeshare in Procrastination City and are the unofficial mayor. But the why behind our procrastination? That’s where things get interesting. Each Enneagram type has its own special brand of putting…

Discover how each of the 9 Enneagram types handles and copes with conflict (and what they should do instead).
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How Each Enneagram Type Handles Conflict (And How to Not Self-Destruct in the Process)

BySusan Storm

Conflict. The word alone probably triggers some kind of reaction in you—panic, frustration, avoidance, full-on battle mode. Maybe you’re the type who loves a good debate, or maybe you’d rather swallow a fork than have an uncomfortable conversation (it’s okay, Nines, we love you). Either way, conflict is unavoidable, and how you handle it says…

Find out what the Enneagram types are like when they have in a crush, in this entertaining humor article.
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How the 9 Enneagram Types Act When They Have a Crush (It’s a Mess, But It’s Fine)

BySusan Storm

Crushing on someone is already a weird human experience. Your brain goes into full PowerPoint presentation mode at 2 AM, replaying that one time they laughed at your joke like it’s an Oscar-winning performance. But how you crush? That’s where things get deeply Enneagram-specific. Let’s break it down, type by type—because whether you’re currently spiraling…