You ever get so good at pretending you’re not upset that you actually forget you’re upset… until someone uses your favorite mug and suddenly you’re sobbing in the pantry? Welcome to the deeply confusing world of the Enneagram Two. Twos are the ones who bring snacks. Who text to check in. They are the emotional…
Let’s say you’re an Enneagram One. Or maybe you’re not, but you suspect you might be. Or maybe someone told you you were a One, and you’re still in denial, because “how could I be angry when I’m so nice?” (Spoiler: the niceness might actually be the anger. Buckle up.) So, what is a One?…
At first glance, the 100-acre wood is all sunshine and honey pots. Soft colors. Gentle music. Nobody has a job. No one pays taxes. Honestly? Ideal. But stay a little longer and you’ll start noticing the emotional subtext. Like how Piglet is just one unexpected noise away from a panic attack. Or how Rabbit is…
Let’s be honest: if someone walked up to you and said, “Hey, what vegetable are you?” you’d probably either A) assume it’s a weird personality quiz or B) question your life choices that led to this moment. Either way, here we are. You’re reading this. I’m writing this. We’re about to match your soul to…
You’ve been called intense. Maybe intimidating. Maybe “too much.” But underneath the sharp edges and commanding presence, you’re something more powerful: You’re an Eight. And whether you express that through protecting your people, building an empire so nobody can take from you again, or walking into a room and becoming the gravitational center without even…
