So you’re a Two—or maybe you’re side-eyeing the idea because someone told you you’re a “Helper” and you thought, “Cool, but I also kind of want to be a confidante who is adored by everyone I meet. Is that part of it too?” Yes. Yes, it is. Welcome to the delightful tangle of contradictions that…
Being a One is like having a hypervigilant ethics committee living rent-free in your brain. They’re constantly whispering things like, “Did you really recycle that correctly?” or “That comma placement was sloppy, and now civilization is unraveling.” It’s not exactly a vacation in here. But not all Ones express their inner critic the same way….
Let’s be honest: procrastination is an art form. Some people dip their toes into it occasionally, like they’re on a weekend retreat. Others have a timeshare in Procrastination City and are the unofficial mayor. But the why behind our procrastination? That’s where things get interesting. Each Enneagram type has its own special brand of putting…
Conflict. The word alone probably triggers some kind of reaction in you—panic, frustration, avoidance, full-on battle mode. Maybe you’re the type who loves a good debate, or maybe you’d rather swallow a fork than have an uncomfortable conversation (it’s okay, Nines, we love you). Either way, conflict is unavoidable, and how you handle it says…
Crushing on someone is already a weird human experience. Your brain goes into full PowerPoint presentation mode at 2 AM, replaying that one time they laughed at your joke like it’s an Oscar-winning performance. But how you crush? That’s where things get deeply Enneagram-specific. Let’s break it down, type by type—because whether you’re currently spiraling…
